Wednesday, November 16, 2005

*&^%$#@!~-

Hmmm....
What a Bad week so far!!!!
India losing to South Africa, No work at Office, No TimePass at Home, Not a single Bakra I got this week...

Once Upon a Time I used to play the fool with all, irritate them to the extent I can, and embarass the innocent people before the world. But now I am in the receiving end. This is just too much. 2 shocks in 1 month. Maannnnnn I cannot take it anymore.

Time to write what I feel on the topics I think instantly now... ( I used to do this during my college days when the lecturers where dictating some mug-points..)
Relationships: These are very hard to understand, even if you understand you should never let the other person know about it...If not you will be doomed for ever.
Friends: Never teach them your tactics.. They will first try it on you given an oppurtunity. Cricket: I would have never ever blogged, if only I was involved actively in this amazing game/sport/life.
Music: Sometimes very soothing and sometimes very killing.. But what variety of songs we have..(Patriotic, Pop, Religious etc...)
Office: Give me some work please. I have decided to create work for me, if they do not give me tomorrow.
CAT: A 1 day affair that comes every year.
Dance: Something I love doing even if I am good at it. (As per the system standards)
Rajasthan: I am coming to explore you very soooooooooon.
Plan: "Please light after night" (Whatever it means...................... I am going crazy)
Dravid: Why didn't RP Singh bowl his final 3 overs??
Laptop: Less 1 % of the users keep this on their lap. It should be called a "Movable Desktop".
Train: Why aren't there any toilets at Metro Trains?
Autos: Derived from Automobile.
Hands Free Mobile: The other name for "Bicycle" as it is the only mobile that can driven handsfree.( Autos - Short fom of Automobile)
Tia(REMIX): My latest crush

I don't care anymore if guys call me the "Public Stunt Master", "Show off" Whatever. I will remain the same..

p.s: Ok hold on.. I am not in love or falling in love...Just that my mood is very erratic and pretty enthusiastic right now...

Chalo, see you all soon..

Monday, November 14, 2005

Me...
















Ok here i am tagged by Gandhe.

This is me and only me...The only way to describe me is a "smiling chap" who wants to smile and make others smile...The reason I can smile often I guess is because I don't use my brain as much as others do...

I can be as nasty as nice I am.. People can never predict what I will do next.. (I myself don't know what I would do the next moment...)

Is there a better way to describe yourself than in the photo I have posted?

Now I tag Prof...

Monday, November 07, 2005

Moron....

A friend of mine was called by his friend(e) a "MORON".

Now what does this word mean? Where did it get its' origin from?

More + On = Moron.

If someone is very desperate and wants more on something, he/she calls the other person a moron
If someone is very desperate and wants less on something, he/she calls the other person a leson. (This word is not being used by many as by nature everyone are greedy and want only more.....)

My other definitions(this list will keep growing)
dame + on = damn (If you are after a dame for a while, you would be damned at the end).