Happy New Year!!!

My Contribution to 3WW

This Week's words: clumsy,fire,overlooked

Ugly becomes beautiful,
Clumsy becomes graceful,

one greets the other with a genuine smile,
the fire, to be ahead, is put-off for a while,

the thought to overlook others, is overlooked,
being hooked to wishes from all,

it's a shame that all of these last,
no furthur than a day's dust...

Kill Him!!!

My contribution to 3 word wednesday.

This week's words are:Closing, Headlights, and Virtual.

Kill Him!! Killll Him!! He just owns 500 sq mts of land, and is stubborn on not selling it to me. Does he think that my hi-tech 7 Star Hotel project would not take off because of an old guy on whom his family and the entire world has give up.. No Way!!! I will not allow my dream project to be shelved off, due to a roadside shopkeeper.. Here take this Gun Silencer, and silence him forever tomorrow at 2 PM, when he closes his petty shop, on that deserted highway....

Next Day at 2:15 PM,

Have you guys reached his place?
Yes Boss.

Remember, after you shoot him, burn him at his shop, and I will buy that ownerless land in the auction.. ha ha ha....
Boss.. Just think that this place is yours, in another 10 mins.. I will shoot him left, right and center.. And why do you have to call us for such small issues.. Just relax Boss..

This is not your damn computerized virtual world!! This is a real world my boy!! Any small mistake, and we would all be doomed..
Boss, he is closing down the shop.. Driver, start the car now.. Boss he should be dead in another 10 seconds..

10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
Oh No!! There is a police patrol van coming on this road.. Crap!!!

Oh God!!! Hide the Gun!!!

PoliceMan: Hey!!! Are you nuts, will anyone drive a car with the headlights on at 2 in the afternoon? Show me your License.. And You.. What's that??? A Gun!!! Hands UP!!

another step up....

Good Morning AAAfffficerrrr!!! This is the famous dialogue Koundamani(Private Agent) delivers to Senthil (RTO Officer) in the movie "Indian". I used to feel that the RTO Corruption they had shown in the movie was a bit exaturated, but not any more...

Today was the day I had to take the DL test.. The Driving Training School, did not ask me for extra money to bribe the officer..and I didn't want to do it too.. (Had been practising to reverse the car, changing gears quickly etc pretty intensely yesterday). We(other prospective road killers) reached the park (test centre), and our agent asked us to stand in a line.. And all of a sudden he shouted 'Good Morning AAAfffficerrrr!!!' and the worst was he expected us to greet the "Aafficer" too. The AAAffficer asked us to drive the vehicle for mere 300 metres which involved the following activities..

(i) start the car
(ii) Shift the gear to second gear from the first
(iii) Take a left turn, and stop the car.

that's it, my DL Test was completed successfully.. Little did i realize that I had bribed him 6 months ago, when I joined the Driving School itself...

anyways, I have my DL now.. started planning for the weekend trips... at this junction i just need to thank a couple of people who have motivated me get this..
aki, who ensured that i got a LLR last year, and guru along with him for torturing me, every single morning on the fact that my LLR got expired and i showed no interest to get it re-newed nor appearing for the test, and finally chells who ensured that I too bought the car along with him.. :)

i need to thank you guys for increasing my average monthly expense.. anyways, i have started to enjoy my driving, it is no more a burden or an additonal skill rather... this seems to be a good hobby...

another step up.. :)