Onsite....

He looked around the place, he hadn't visited this place for quite some time now... The place looked riecher than ever, and with more people than ever...

GOD: Hey...Why are you staring at me like that?

HE: What!!!!!!!!! Is it really the LORD, who has come down to speak to me..

GOD: I will answer that question finally, but tell me why are you staring at me.

HE: I was just thinking that these days people are worshipping you materialistically, your value depends on the locale you are present in, and you also seem to be covered with GOLD all over, and for every part that is left uncovered, there is a corresponding Donation Box for it. Pretty Wierd..I never knew you liked Gold so much.

GOD: People give me whatever they like...I don't ask anything.

HE: Yeah that's right, you don't give us what we ask, so we give you what you don't ask with the hope that you will change your mind and give us what we want.

GOD: You seemed to be stressed out.. Any issues?

HE: Firstly you create issues for everyone in this world, and then you innoncently ask if we have any issues? When you are prepared to resolve our issues, why do you have to create them in the first place.

GOD: I don't create any issues, I created only you people.

HE: That's the problem, your creation.. Why couldn't you create like minded people.. Then why would we all have to fight against each other, have difference of opinions with each other? Why do people want to show that they are superior than others? Why did you create us with the 6th sense?

GOD: I created everyone with 5 senses, but you guys think that only you have the 6th sense..Every living thing has a 6th sense, only that no one is willing to unserstand that the other person/animal too has a 6th sense.

HE: Ok Fine, Why did you create us?

GOD: Why do you create other animals through cloning? Why are you guys in search of life on other planets? Why are you people going towards re-creation of what ever existed earlier..

HE: You created us the mind and we are using it. Each one uses the mind as he wants and that's where the issue is. The superior person sets up the rules, and all just follow it.. You seemed to be a partial person, why do you create people with different intellectual level, and allow the superior to dominate the inferior ones..

GOD: I created everyone with the same so called IQ level, it is up to you guys to use it as much as you want..If you don't want to use them, then you think others are superiors to you.

HE: Why don't you accept anything?

GOD: Why don't you accpet anything I say.. How can you expect that I should listen to whatever you say, and act accordingly, if that is the case isn't that you are superior to me and trying to dominate me..

HE: !@#$%^&*().

GOD: Hmmm.. I just have a few minutes left, and I have to catch another client. I have a pretty hectic schedule these days..I am thinking of outsourcing my petiton Box. Do you know any good Call Centre who can handle this?

HE: How much will you pay? How many shifts do you want? What will be the yearly percentage hike? What plans do you have for the employees to retain them? Most importantly will there be any on-site oppurtunity?

GOD: I haven't decided on the answers for the first few questions. But definitely I will give you guys an on-site oppurtunity. Depending on your service, I will post you at hell or heaven. Ultimately that is where you belong to...